Why is 'skin a cat' even a known phrase? Did people do that regularly? Lets replace it immediately with "hump a bear"
(25 days ago)
Pinched a nerve while wrestling with the dog, can barely move my head. Errr... when did I become this feeble old man?
(29 days ago)
If you're a banking institution, "Find us on Facebook!" does not fill me with trust. "Trendy" is not a positive banking attribute.
(over 1 month ago)
Just shaved my 7-year old daughter's head bald because she really wanted to. Trying to decide what parenting style that falls under.
(over 1 month ago)