one birdy and a little guy and a bad mousie and a lion

November/2003


yuck.

My elderly neighbors tend to leave every weekend to their cabin getaway. This last Friday, a package was delivered to them after they left. Being the good, friendly neighbor that I am, I picked up the package so it wouldn't sit all weekend.

Gave it back to them last night. The neighbor gave me kind of a weird look, but thanked me. Then he said "I don't know if you want to hear this or not, but you've had my mother's remains in your apartment all weekend."

Good lord.

Leave a comment!

archives

jabber status

subscribe

plan updates

  • Surprisingly enjoyable, quiet evening of martini imbibing and Lua hacking. (24 days ago)
  • PC Game manufacturers need to stop listing "mouse and keyboard" among the requirements. I think we all are pretty well aware. (over 1 month ago)
  • P.S. You suck, and if I catch you trying again I'm going to hobble you with my aluminum baseball bat. Instant karma redemption. (over 2 months ago)
  • Dear asshat that failed to break into my car: did you have to break BOTH of my locks? Are you even familiar with the concept of a tumbler? (over 2 months ago)
  • "Your Amazon.com order of 'BLACK FUN FOAM 9 X 12 ...' has shipped!" ... don't ask. (over 2 months ago)

recently bookmarked