I can just see the post:
Due to an unknown surge of magickal energy, LJ will be down for approximately 5 minutes. We're dispatching our Ultra-Ninja Anti-Downtime attack force to deal with the rogue magickian (whatever the hell that means). Further updates on this issue will be by Palantir or other LJ-approved scrying orb.
crap. better go wrap the servers in foil for protection.