one birdy and a little guy and a bad mousie and a lion

August/2004


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sudafed and tequila don't mix well.

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whee, I'm 9 years old

Got a haircut yesterday. First ‘official' haircut in about 10 years. The woman didn't know what ‘thinning' was, so it didn't fill me with much hope. (Granted, she had a heavy accent.)

"Please just cut off my mullet, and thin the rest of it out." "Trim it?" "Thin it." "You want it trimmed?" "Sure, maybe a little, but thin it a lot." * blank stare * ... "Trimmed?"

Aiieee. Back to shaving my head next time.

To complete my extreme makeover, I shaved my face. As each person came into the office this morning, I was greeted with phrases such as "HOLY CRAP" and "OH MY GOD, YOUR FACE". Awesome. I really wished I wore slacks, tucked in my shirt, and was wearing a tie to really blow some minds. So now the question I have is - did I really look like -that- much of a bum before?

Guess so.

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