coffee people == crack people

We've got a coffee hookup down the street, at a local Coffee People we frequent.

She surprised us a few days ago with a 6 SHOT "Depth Charge" - (an Americano with coffee instead of water.)

I'm still recovering from that, 2 days afterwards, when she slips us another this morning. I've taken literally 3 liberal sips, and my keys per minute typing rate has quadrupled. Note that is "keys" per minute, not "words" per minute, as the key with the largest ratio of punching is backspace. My fingers, flooded with caffeine, apparently want to just type whatever the hell they feel like.

I give my heart about an hour or so before it leaps from my chest and does a jig on my desk.

OOOOOHH BOOYYYYY.