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commercial motivators

Posted Monday, October 25th 2004 @ 9:29AM

I don't understand the "Bjore strips" commercials, that feature a bunch of giggling girls having a face cleaning party, and showing each other (and the camera) all of the embedded dirt in their pores.

"THIS PRODUCT WORKS! COME EXAMINE MY NEW GIANT COLLECTION OF BLACKHEADS"

I think other hygene products should adopt the same advertising philosophy. Like Q-Tips. I want to see that product do its thing. Show me a cute girl extracting some gelatinous waxy chunks with them! Of course, in a manner that is attractive to my age bracket. You know, like a Earwax rave.

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jproulx
Sunday, October 24th 2004 @ 6:53PM

Toilet paper. They can even do a dance when wiping their ass, showing how fun it is. Haha after that they can compare the results :-p

lisa
Sunday, October 24th 2004 @ 7:13PM

at home brazillian wax kits!! how much hair can you get in a single yank??

vanbeast
Sunday, October 24th 2004 @ 7:43PM

it'd be like a game!

"I got... counts 35,027 hairs! How about YOU?"

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