Kasia is a Portland, Oregon based surf/punk band. Major influences include:
The PIXIES, Nation of Ulysees, Helium, The HaloBenders, Nick Cave, StereoLab, Fugazi, Built to Spill, P.J. Harvey, Red Aunts, 30:06, They Might Be Giants, etc.
Some local bands we think are swank: SideCar, Willamette Jack's, Page Six, and... and.. Oh damn. - there are just too many to name.

Barret C. Stolte
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Groin Pounding Shrieks, Bass 'o' Wonder
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- Chain smoker
-80's music worshipper
I'm a man. Without ambition. I'm a man. Who doesn't know. How to sell. The contradiction. You string along. You string along.
I'm a SWM, and I love everybody. I mean it. No, I'm serious.
Fuck you!




Mahlon E. Smith
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Guitar shreddin', Piercing Screams, Hitting things with wooden sticks
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-Doesn't wear dresses, but wears the seasonal tutu.
-Words of Wisdom: "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. But I guess that's better than punching him in the mouth again and again until he is a messy heap lying at your feet.
So go ahead and look at him."
"By day, I am a Kasia band member. By night, however, I fight crime with my mystical mutant abilities. You may ask what these are. I can suck my stomach back until it touches my spine. I can burp at will. And in cases of extreme emergencies - I can lift my arms over my head, and produce 4 digits from each armpit. Unfortunately, I can only reveal a few here, due to the chance of my arch enemies finding out, the diabolical fiends. So you don't get to know what I can do with a jellybean, a few wires, and a piece of lint."

Damian A. O'Driscoll
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Guitar of Death(a.k.a the dark angel of sonic deliverance),Yowling,Drums of destruction
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-Wears dresses
-favorite sayings:Ahhhhh Yeah, That rock's the big dog
"When I'm not a' rockin', I enjoy skipping, jumping rope, and playing four square.
I love cleaning house to the Pixies, and headbanging like a madman to The Nation of Ulysses alone in my room. I AM A RIOT GEEK, so beware. My favorite movies include My Own Private Idaho, Say Anything, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off."
Though Damian(a.k.a. The black Czar) seems sweet and innocent, he is by all means a slut.
He has two definite sides: the innocent fragile fawn, and the foul seducer. It has been said that his name is only apt, linking him to be the son of the devil!
"That's totally untrue. I love all living things, especially lemurs."
"I Am No Slut!"





Greg VanGrunsven
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Masochistic Drumming, Untuned Guitar Hammering
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Says "uuuuhhhh" a lot
I jus' wanna be luved by all da biches and homiez in da world and get a lovin' feelin goin' on wit' all da creatures made by Bog and yea oh boyz rockin it hodcore in the 96 yea muthafucka muthafuka muthafuka yea so let's get in goin' on you know you be wanting this yea im hard and da biches can neva get enough of this stuff cause it goes on like the eiffel tower ahh yeah round the world ho you best be gettin it or you be missin it and crying beeatch cos i am da dope jam da alpha and da muthfuka omega i be bustin da stoopid moves flyin da funky shit dropping the dope rhymes horroshow muthafuka so i be out da door like the nine-four kickin' da stuff cos i gosta it gonna on so if you a fine bich gettin it goin on drop me a call and we be slammin' it till 5 in da morin cos i got da stamina stuff i all that da muthafuking BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!

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