older stuff

stinkymeat

meat

What can you do when your neighbor is the Antichrist, and your retaliation attempts are limited by budget? Put a plate of meat in his yard! 38 total days of grueling scientific observation, punishing pictures, and relentless commentary - at the expense of one wanker neighbor.

rant

rant

RANT is a warehouse of the inane.

Articles are generated by a team of highly trained monkeys. When they aren't screeching and throwing excrement at each other, they spend their time writing incoherant and disjointed web articles.

slackjaw

Slackjaw is a nifty little chat bot, for use with FirstClass servers. He is written in perl, and uses mysql for all data storage and manipulation.