You may be wondering WHAT this is here for. It's quite simple, really. I sat around thinking one day while I was eating a microwaved eggroll..... "DAMN! What else do I need to put on the Web? I have my page that has nothing, I have my band - well... ex-band page, I even used to have a crappy little home page that links the two of them together... yep. Doin' pretty good at this Web page thing." But alas, something was missing. That something was content. Totally devoid of content. Sad, really.

Well - after gathering some junk together, and attempting at some preparation for putting it on the Web - I realized that I still had no real content. Oh well. End of story. I put it up anyway. Hence RANT. Most of this is either stuff that I am pondering or complaining about, and feel some kind of release by putting it where anyone can see it but probably never will, or it is sick, sick humor that no one understands but me and the mental ward dropout, Trevor. If, however, this just so happens to be the nirvana you've been hoping to find on the internet, or you'd just like to say hi, mail us and make me happy. Mahlon