And you thought condoms were 'good enough.'

 

Screw condoms! Get the newest CRAZE in pregnancy prevention and sexual gratification!


The Anti-Fertility Hat!

That's right! Now YOU can own one of these beautiful miracles of modern day science!

FORGET about loss of 'sensitivity'

Feel it all and more!

NEVER YOU MIND about that pesky feeling of embarrassment you might feel when walking into the convienence store!

Those clerks will know you are one SMOOTH mother when you buy the Anti-Fertility hat!

LEAVE that awful latex alone! Don't even touch polyurethane!

These babies are 100% plastic, which we all know can last for 1000 generations! Use with ALL lubricants! WhooOOohOoOO!!

UNLESS you are incredibly unhygenic, condoms are only a one time thrill...

NOT SO with this hat of wonder! You could strap this sucker onto your head over and over again! Never buy more than one!

WORRIED about sexually transmitted diseases?

We can't help you there.

Be sure YOU know how to wear one properly!
Knowledge is still the best protection!


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And girls - can you honestly resist a guy wearing one of these?


We thought not.







- "Thank you, Anti Fertility Hat!"




For a limited time, YOU
can order the hat for a mere

$19.95
..and that's for unlimited USE!
Just drop us a line at RANT for ordering information!





RANT is not responsible for misuse of the hat. Please do not sue us.