1. Honey?  Don't bounce the baby like that.
2. No, it's my turn to wear the strap-on.
3. Hurry, flush it down the toilet, the cops are here!
4. Hurry everyone!  Come look at this before I flush!
5. Nah, I'm not going to get itÖ you dropped it in!
6. Daddy, are you sure this is right?
7. I always feel warm and tingly when I walk by the microwaveÖ is that good?
8. Great!  That drive-by just completed my broken window collection!
9. Oh come on.. it's only a SMALL gas leakÖ sheesh.
10. I think the stain on the ceiling is growing.
11. Oh wow!  I just found this in the fridge.. I think it's moving.
12. I really don't want to cut the vines.. they look pretty!
13. I just confirmed the reservations for graduation dinner at 7-11!
14. Mommy, are you sure that is what the spatula is for??
15. So these strategically places cameras will record everything my neighbors do?
16. Flesh eating ants?  Those go over in the corner by the black widows.
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