1. Come in me if you want to live
2. My pinkie has more muscle definition than your entire body
3. Time to go potty, NOW!
4. Noooooo!
5. Oh, Jamie Lee...!
6. Why are those little handi-snax so small (thunk thunk), I can't fit my fingers in the little cracker spot!
7. Do you think this M-16 matches my facial tone?
8. No, Mr. Hoffa, I've never shot a gun before... oops!
9. Oooh, what pretty flowers!
10. Como se llama ud. baby!
11. My gun is bigger than your gun!
12. Yes, Mr. President, my pecks ARE fun to touch!
13. I will jury-rig the booby-trap with my buttox
14. Touch my flesh-wound.. it does not hurt
15. I'm not a baby!
16. No, Jimmy, don't put that in your mouth!!
17. It's not a rumor! umm? (Kindergarten Cop)
18. Let's go ride my tandem bike
19. Talk to the thigh... (urp!)
20. Oh shucks, I killed that town, and now I'm all sweaty
21. I think I look good in floral fatigues
22. Arnold in Cool Runnings: "Come ON! PUSH!... fine, I will do it myself"
23. The hills are alive.. with the sound of ME!
24. On no! I burnt my cookies! (in oven mitts and an apron)
25. Arnold as Ritter "Formen un circulo" with a big, toothy smile
26. Kriss kross will make ya.. JUMP JUMP!!
27. Arnold in E.T.: "AUGHHHHH! ALIEN!" <BANG> <BANG> <BANG> <THUD!>
28. Arnold as Bozo: "What are you laughing at?!! STOP LAUGHING!!"
29. Arnold as a stewardess: "In the event of a water landing, you can use my buttox as a flotation device"
30. Do you ever have that not-so-fresh feeling?
31. I'm feeling a little.. uhhmm.. irregular <PPTHHH!> <squirt!>
32. Okay, okay, so it IS a tumor.
33. Honeycomb is so sweet and crunchy.. like toasted honey
34. I've fallen and I can not get up!
35. I am Hercules.. no I'm Mr. Freeze.. ahh., I am the Terminator... NARF!
36. My body, my choice!
37. I'm a little teapot, short and stout...
38. I laugh at your measly grenade launcher