1. Combination toothbrush and toilet bowl cleaner.
2. Fully automatic hear removal system (turns on as you walk in).
3. An asshole cleaner that says "thanks for shitting" when done.
4. Clorox toothpaste.
5. Recycled toilet paper made from  actual recycled toilet paper.
6. Extra strong hold epoxy hairspray.
7. Wacky mirrors for your bathroom.
8. Food scented toilet bowl cleaner (ie: hamburger, peanut butter & jelly, spaghetti, etc.)
9. Gas-powered toilet.
10. A lovely greeting sign that says "I saw you take a shit, now please put it back".
11. Instead of a toilet plunger, now there is an ass plunger for those oh so stubborn turds.
12. Bathmats and hand towels made from pubic hairs.
13. A fog horn, for those people who spend a bit too much time on the can.
14. A sprinkler system for those really messy encounters.
15. A sign on the door that says "vacant", "occupied" or "mine field".
16. The popular dispos-a-toilet.  Throw it away after one use, then in stall a new one in about 45 minutes!
17. Instant bathroom freshener.  When you leave, it automatically combusts, and you have a fresh, bacteria-free bathroom.
18. Toila-vator.  It's a toilet.  It's an elevator.  Relieve yourself on the way to your floor.  Also comes in a group model.
19. Combustion toilet.  Burn away that nagging crap.
20. Ride-em toilet / lawnmower.  Cut your lawn and fertilize it too!
21. Strap-on toilet.  For those of you who have to go but don't have the time.
22. Two-seater toilet.  Take a crap with the one you love.
23. The "Natural Toilet".  Completely made from wood products, and is bio-degradable.
24. The all-in-one shower and toilet.  Don't waste time going to the bathroom when you can do it in the shower.
25. The sponge toilet.  When the sponge is full, just squeeze it out and you're ready to go again!
26. The super enema toilet:  Just flush it down or blow it out.  It's up to you!
27. Baby's first toilet bowl brush.
28. The walker toilet.  For those older loved ones that can't get there in time.