1. Absolutely any camp
2. In a glass house
3. Any stall without doors
4. In those new multipurpose urinals that let you take a #1 and #2
5. In an airplane during turbulence
6. Swimming pool.  Enough said.
7. On the dining room table
8. While people watch
9. Anywhere the toilet paper is dirtier than the toilet
10. Anywhere where the paper towel dispenser says "pull down using 3 hands"
11. Any place where you slip while getting into the stall
12. Where there's a big log right on the seat
13. When it is 4:29, and on the stall door it says "for manly love, be here at 4:30"
14. Where the plastic seat covers are made out of iron
15. Anywhere where the toilet has a seat belt
16. Anyplace where the back of the stall door says "We are not responsible for any diseases you will contract"
17. When you go to a restaurant and there is a sign that says "All you can eat", but it isn't referring to the food.
18. Where you loose a layer of skin as you stand up from the seat
19. Anyplace where it says "wash hands thoroughly" but there aren't any sinks
20. When you accidentally let out a grunt
21. Where you go to wash your hands, you find the soap is covered with pubic hairs
22. In a bathroom at the beach where instead of toilet paper you have 3 shells to wipe with
23. Where you have to rescue the toilet paper from the pit underneath
24. Where the toilet paper is petrified
25. A two-story latrine and you're on the first floor; think about it.
26. Wherever those sanitary urinal disks have turned brown
27. Wherever the toilet handle is hard to grip
28. When you flush the toilet, you hear a muffled scream
29. Where there is a tampon dispenser in the men's room
30. Where there are chalk outlines
31. Where there are mirrored ceilings
32. Where they have looping toilet paper dispensers
33. Where there are a couple of hip-waders outside the door
34. As you walk in the bathroom, guys wearing bio-suits are walking out
35. On the bottom of the seat is says it will act as a floatation device
36. Where sprouts are growing off the seat
37. One word.. actually two: CumStains!
38. The bathroom is right next to the Americas Funniest Home Video headquarters
39. You can see more barf than floor
40. As you sit down to do your duty, you notice bones in the toilet
41. The magazines on the bathroom floor are playgirl! (urp!)