1. Gee, is the emergency brake SUPPOSED to break off like that?
2. It's ten points for the elderly, right?
3. Umm, I HAVE to stop?  I thought it was a suggestion!
4. Wanna test the roll-cage?
5. 100 points if I can run the parents over, and leave the stroller unscaved!
6. How much if I can clip their heels?
7. (Quietly) "Damn, I must be low on brake fluid." "What did you say?"  "Umm, nothing."
8. Here, you take the steering wheel <RIP> and I'll moon the people on the left!
9. Oh look!  When I go like this the car flips! yay!
10. Dang, I never knew the car could keep moving so fast riding on the axles!
11. Um, could you look behind us and see if that was the muffler or the radiator....the radiator would be bad...
12. NEAT!  Our own tires are passing us!
13. Ok, the break is on the right and the gas is on the left... right?
14. Oh look, cows!  "mooo!" <thud> <thump> "MOO!" <THUD!>
15. <sirens> Damn, it's the police...uh, could you open the glove box and get me that darn gun?  Yeah, that's it.
16. Well, the windshield wipers aren't getting them off... could you get out and clear off the limbs?
17. THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!.... oh...it's yours.
18. Why don't you just lean on over and <cough> um....well, you COULD lick me..... please?
19. Yipe!  I forgot that tonight was a full moon!... <snarl> <growl> <TEAR> <RIP!>
20. Damn leprosy!  Could you grab my arm?
21. "What is that smell?  Oh....wait, never mind about the smell...I know what it is."  "What is it?"  "um....nothing."
22. (singing) "Flames keep on burnin'!"   "What?"  "hehehehe....nothing!"
23. Hold the wheel for a sec...I want to take my pants off.
24. Think I can hit him with the right mirror?  Yeah, I think I can do it.
25. Ooooh!  Kitty cats!!!! hehehehe...
26. This is a deer crossing?  Lets wait here...
27. "I think that bastard wants to play chicken!"  "But you're on HIS side of the road!" "SO?!"
28. I think I'll try to start in 5th!
29. <looking throught the rearview mirror> "Is that the transmission?"
30. Well, the car only works in reverse right now, so...
31. <whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr>  <thump thump> <crash>  "Purring like a kitten..."
32. Hey, a lake.  Want to see if these tires hydroplane??
33. These little cigarette lighters are fun! <ssssss> AHHHH! My tongue!
34. Don't worry about it.  I packed all of them in the trunk so there'd be room for you.
35. Granny at 2 o'clock!
36. Check this out, I can lock my bumper up with that truck!
37. (dark outside)  Hey, where's the speedometer?
38. Can you scratch my crotch please?  It's really chaffing me..
39. Oh my GOD!  Somebody super-glued my hands to the wheel!!
40. <whispering> This road is so bumpyÖ. Ooohhhhhh.. yyyeaaaaahhhhhÖ mmmm.
41. Hey, this parking break is fun! <thunk> <screech!> <thunk> <screech!> <thunk> <screech!>
42. Want to play "find the hot dog"?  It's great!
43. I heard that stop signs with white boarders were optional!?!