1. Picking your nose.
2. Buying underwear.
3. Driving to school with your parents.
4. (guys) Walking in the lingerie department.
5. Walking down the personal hygiene isle in the grocery store.
6. Wearing anything pre-90s.
7. Holding hands with anyone related to you.
8. Taking a dump in a stall with no door.
9. Farting in front of your friend's parents.
10. Tripping ANYWHERE.
11. Having a booger hanging off your nose.
12. (guys) "Rearranging" yourself when a teacher walks by.
13. Knocking over a high-chair in the cafeteria. (especially with someone in it).
14. Going clothes shopping with your parents.
15. Buying acne medicine.
16. Getting gypped by the vending machine.
17. (guys) Returning the gay sweater your great-grandparents got for you.
18. (girls) Buying "control-top" pantyhose.
19. Gleeking on someone while you talk.
20. Eating a whole crab or lobster.
21. Laughing so hard that you cry, snort, fart, or drool.
22. Doing the "Macarena" with your gay cube mate.
23. Doing jumping jacks.
24. Doing anything with Bob Dole.
25. Taking an aerobics class with Richard Simmons.
26. Drawing hearts, flowers, suns, skies, clouds, and words like "love", "friendship", and "happiness".
27. Making a list of the top things you can't look cool doing.
28. Driving through any fast-food place with a screwy friend.
29. Fighting over anything golf related.
30. Playing "Magic".
31. Getting excited over finding a gun-drop in your roll.
32. Being a senior and dating a freshman.
33. Seeing friends in a car when you're in a school bus.
34. Zipping yourself up in public.
35. (guys) When you're not QUITE done before or after you zip up.
36. Playing with your zits at school.
37. Burping at a formal dinner.
38. When people stare you down if your walk-man is too loud.
39. Walking anything but a dog.
40. Bottle redemption.
41. Karokee.
42. Trying to talk to your pets.
43. School dance.
44. Bragging about hand-me-downs.
45. Wearing any clothes advertising food products.
46. When your dog takes a crap on someone's lawn while they watch.