1. I downloaded the Internet.
2. That's a nice CD-RAM
3. What's your modem's resolution?
4. I made a backup of my sound card yesterday.
5. Can you help me degauss my mouse?
6. I just got a 1.2 gig BIOS.
7. My 14.4 baud monitor rocks!
8. Is your hard drive a 1024 kb?  Mine is!
9. When I triple clicked, my monitor started accessing my cache.
10. You have 16 megs of RAM? Hehe, I got 9000 GIGS of ram.
11. Who's this guy named EDO RAM?
12. Is your sound card a MIDI or an OUTIE?
13. But if I burn my own CD-ROMS' how can I use them?
14. I put my scuzzy drive in the wash, and now it's clean!
15. My computer didn't come with a mouse, so I found one in the garage.
16. I can't use Windows 95 cuz it's 1997!
17. I just bought an 8x mouse, and it's FAST!
18. My computer comes with a BUS, but I ride my bike usually.
19. Nice baud, baby!
20. I used Claris Works to download a floppy RAM upgrade for my printer.
21. After I rendered my printer, it got low on toner.
22. I just formatted my hard drive and my PC runs much faster now.
23. I've found that the computer runs faster if you compress everything into the trash bin.
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