1. The combination thigh master / car jack.  Called tje "Jack Master" or "Thigh Jack".
2. Combination: Enema / Water bottle.
3. Rusty foot spike.
4. Vibrating lollypop holder.
5. Underwear steam-vac.
6. Toenail pliers.
7. Fuzzy lollipops.
8. Tear-away jeans.  "When you REALLY have to get those pants off".
9. Combination mouthwash / toothpaste / carwax.
10. Electric roto-rooter earwax removal system.