1. What the hell is THAT?!
2. Better save that. We might need it for later.
3. Oh god! Yes! Yes! Oh yes! Mmm... oh god yes!
4. "You touch it!" "No you touch it." "It feels gross!"
5. The liver is the big thingy next to the heart thingy, right?
6. During liposuction: "Shit! Quick, turn the machine off and get that
organ out. Hurry now!
7. Jesus, Bob.. get out of there!!
8. Oh no!
9. ...which end of the scalpel?...
10. Whoops! Wrong gas!
11. Gosh! That's a lot of blood.
12. Shoot!
13. Here! Use my needle.
14. Is it SUPPOSED to jut out like that?
15. Damn it, he's upsides-down!! We have to start over!
16. The ankle bone's connected to the hip bone. The hip bone's
connected to the finger bone. The finger bone's connected to the
head bone. The head bone's connected to the...
17. I think our surgical instruments got mixed up with the cafeteria
silverware.... oh well!
18. The gas SHOULD be kicking in now.. tell me if you feel the scalpel,
Kay?
19. Scalpel... probe... potato peeler... ranch...
20. Aren't you lucky? Today I brought my infant son to perform
the surgery! He's going to be a doctor when he grows up.
21. Joe, could you eat that hamburger elsewhere? The ketchup
is dripping into the chest cavity!
22. Hey, Cheech! Give me another hit on that doobie...
23. Now grog.. put his appendages back on...
24. Oh, oh, dude looks like a lady!
25. Hey! These instruments aren't sterilized! Oh, just give me
your lighter.
26. "Doctor MacGyver... what can we do?" "I'm going to need some
baking soda, a rubber band, and one of your bobby pins.
27. I REALLY wish Dr. Johnson would clean up after himself.. nurse,
could you get the mop and some pine-sol?
28. No! BAD SPOT! Bring back the kidney!
29. Is that supposed to spurt like that?!
30. Get that cow out of here!
31. Oh, I don't know! Just tie the tendon together.. am I supposed
to think of everything?
32. Damn it! This is the part I failed in med. school!
33. Sure I'm a doctor. I went to club MED
34. Umm.. I don't think it's supposed to pump like that. STOP IT! STOP
PUMPING!! <WACK> <THUD>
35. Hehe.. check this out! When I touch the brain HERE, his leg
twitches!
36. Psst, nurse.. is he under? OK good <snicker> go get that
monkey heart. <giggle>
37. Did you get the tattoo machine? Man, this is going to be
GOOD!
38. We're supposed to label everything before we close him up, right?
39. Nurse, get me those chains and stuff. We'll put them inside
and then he'll jingle when he moves!
40. Oh shit, I dropped the scalpel in his colon, and I can't get it
out. OH well, he'll shit it out....
41. Umm... oh! Here it is! Whew! I'll just brush
the dirt off of this needle... there! Good as new!
42. Boy, we sure did save money by revising the gas! I hope this
re-breather thingy was made to recycle nitrous-oxide....
43. We need more batteries in here!
44. OOPS! Where's that scalpel? Oh well, luckily I brought
my butter knife!
45. It's Friday? Happy hour! Drinks all around!
46. Oops! It's my break time! Too bad for you!
47. How many green things did we take out? Ahhh, shit!
Not again!
48. Ummm... guys? OH MY GOD THIS MAN HAS NO HEART!
Oh, hehe... must be the bad acid that I took!
49. Is this the tonsil removal or the brain surgery? No one has
the chart? Well... he looks pretty stupid, so..
50. PLEASE turn off the sprinkler... his chest is filling up!
51. What are you DOING?! What? No, I DON'T want to put
my finger there!
52. I told you last time, no PETS!
53. Well, Mr. Clumsy, YOU can fish out all the instruments!
54. Umm... it isn't SUPPOSED to look all twisted and bubbly like that,
is it?
55. PUZZLE TIME!
56. We're out of Novocain, so Dr. Smith here is just going to hit you
over the head with a blunt object.
57. Hey, play that funky rhythm... oh wait, that's the heart monitor.
Neat!
58. You people want to have some fun? I brought the epoxy!