1. The eternal IBM vs. Mac debate channel
2. Teaching poodles to fly
3. Stick Men Take Manhattan: The Movie
4. Aerobics for internal organs
5. Abelina: The Transvestite Warrior Princess
6. 1 hour medical special: Training yourself to project your own vomit
7. American Gladiators for toddlers
8. Championship naked paintball
9. Butt wiping marathons
10. The wide world of fish bait
11. Playboy Channel for Senior Citizens
12. The many uses for cottage cheese (use your imagination)
13. The earwax sculpting channel
14. "Barney and ALL his friends" 24 hour special
15. Love Connection with cafeteria workers
16. How to "hock" a "loogie" in 4 easy steps
17. Ferris Bueler's Decade Off
18. Super-Human Samurai Slugs from Beverly Hills
19. Transformers vs. Gobots vs. Thunder Cats
20. Good Morning America Special: Cher
21. Wonder Years: In the Nursing Home
22. Hot to do your own dental work by Mother Taressa
23. Cooking with Dandruff
24. The Ever-clear Enema Channel
25. Booger Man:  The Cartoon Saga Continues
26. Nose hair pulling championships
27. Diaper Eating Competition
28. Obese People Modeling Dental-Floss Bikinis
29. Bobbing for Appendages
30. Fishing for Flatulence
31. The baked foosball talk show
32. Magnum PI (Portuguese Interpreter)