Limit one soul per person. Available worldwide. First Six-hundred and
sixty six lucky people will win the ability to not feel any pain upon arrival
in Hell. IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!!!
*For anyone applying without a tongue, simply fill in the blank to the
right, and send it in a self addressed, stamped envelope to:
666 N. 666th St.
HELL 66666
Sorry, no C.O.D.'s. |
Here at Satan's Pawn Shop, we specialize
in purchasing LIVING SOULS! We will PAY you ANY amount of MONEY you
WANT! If you don't want money - FINE! NAME your PRICE! Our policy is: We
WANT your SOUL! We'll pay ANYTHING to get it!! Money, cars, women, men,
power.. we'll even give you all FIVE! Best of all, we come to YOUR house,
so you don't have to WAIT in traffic in that HOT and STUFFY car! All you
need to do is SAY out loud the words that appear at the RIGHT----> |
"OH, GEEZ. I WOULD SELL MY SOUL TO
THE DEVIL FOR -
(you fill in the blank!!) |
