I had to get Trevor really, REALLY liquored up for this. Even then he was still apprehensive - -he had brought home hair clippers 2 weeks before the removal, and was telling me every day - "I'm gonna do it. Yep, gonna do it. Hair - bye bye." I grew more and more annoyed. I figured that day would never come, so I decided to hire some help. I needed some muscle. Enter: Kaile.