Unfortunatly, I can't show you what happened next without having this site blocked by SurfWatch or NetNanny.

Instead, watch the ACTUAL event of my head of style DIE! Watch as my devilish good looks and stunning charm dissapate, as though generated by the hair itself! YEAH!
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I am currently growing my hair out again, and the smooth charm that is Mahlon is slowly returning.