Name: Ryan

Hair status: Gelled and solid

Turn-ons: Fast cars, skiing, body oil

Turn-offs: Canadians

Reason for shaving: Chicks dig it

Name: Logan

Hair status: Perpetual bed-head

Turn-ons: Ebonics

Turn-offs: Basic arithmatic

Reason for shaving: Peer pressure

Name: Don

Hair status: Long and beautifully maintained

Turn-ons: Bald women, new underwear, kitty cats

Turn-offs: Conversation

Reason for shaving: Wants to piss off wife