Here is some good advice.

If you are ever really interested in what your name might mean - don't bother looking. It might really suck.

 

In school, I was the only kid named Mahlon.

It truly scarred me.

I don't think my parents were being cruel - my last name is Smith, so I think perhaps they were just going for some contrast.

My great grandfather had the same name, so I thought that I was probably just named after him.

Instead, I was probably named after a very small airport in Eugene, the "Mahlon Suite." My family used to joke that I was. In retrospect, the way my Dad would slyly look at my Mom when he said it, or the way he would wink a tad too merrily at me - I don't think he was joking. Not one bit.

I needed some background.

I decided to do a usenet search on it - and I came up with a load of geneology information.

Well, not really a 'load.' More like a scrap.

A very small, disappointing scrap.

Apparently, my name either originated in Israel, in Germany, or in Ireland. It might mean,
"One Who is Ill,"
"Sickly One,"
or "Yogurt."

Isn't that a wonderful life motto?

 


I am now one step closer to suicide.