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Horny people are all over the net, and RANT has some bait. Rum and cookware. Alone, either is dangerous; together, the effects can be devastating.
You can pass anything off as art. Hideous scientific atrocities continue to take place with stinky meat.
I wonder if I should seek medical attention for this sort of thing. The ultimate in perverted satisfaction. Try the RANT porn search!
Fan mail by the truckload! Damn! You got the dragon!
What do kitty litter, cussing, and intense heat all have in common? It's storytime with RANT!
RANT postcards: For when you care enough to send the very worst. Alas, poor Germ, I knew him well.
What's in my taco? Yo, my man Jizzy is bizzy bustin' another rhyme.
Just look at what we did to this poor girl. Well... that certainly didn't take long.
This is the definition of having some spare time. Prepare to be swooned.
Trevor meets his scalp. We are not beach hunks. We are beach morons.
Time for a RANT intermission. Money! Power! Fame! It could be YOURS!
Are you on the math tip, yo? Little. Yellow. Different. Deadly.
Hats & Sex. Click here. Annoying animals? We got em!
Therapy for the masses. RANT versus CNET! The decisive conclusions!
Mahlon gets hysterical about his name. Godzilla shows off for you!
An example of a truly stupid web page.
Visit the Catch Phrase of the Week!
Never updated weekly just to keep you guessing.
A crappy car, some karma, and an evil skunk.
The Sandwich Poems:
The only poems to ever include the word "gastrointestinal."

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Last update on Monday, January 8th, 2001.


   


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