RANT - Proudly polluting the Web

<BODY> <P><BODY BGCOLOR="#ffffff" TEXT="#202020" LINK="#ff6a00" ALINK="#269aff" VLINK= "#800308"></P> <CENTER> <IMG SRC="rant2.gif" LOW SRC="rant.gif" ALIGN="BOTTOM" ALT="RANT"> <CENTER> <BR><BR> <HR WIDTH="48%"><BR> <BR> <P><BR> <FONT SIZE=-1>Pho. If you don't know how to say it, you aren't allowed to eat it.</FONT><BR> <BR> <TABLE WIDTH="164" HEIGHT="65" BORDER="0" CELLSPACING="2" CELLPADDING="0"> <TR> <TD WIDTH="60%" HEIGHT="62"><P><CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>This way to the Table 'o' Contents</FONT></CENTER></TD> <TD WIDTH="40%"><A HREF="toc/"><IMG SRC="jeff.jpg" ALIGN="BOTTOM" BORDER="0" WIDTH="114" HEIGHT="105" NATURALSIZEFLAG="3"></A></TD></TR> </TABLE> <TABLE WIDTH="162" HEIGHT="78" BORDER="0" CELLSPACING="2" CELLPADDING= "0"> <TR> <TD WIDTH="41%" HEIGHT="62"><P ALIGN=RIGHT><A HREF="about.html"><IMG SRC="about1.jpg" ALIGN="BOTTOM" BORDER="0"></A> </TD> <TD WIDTH="59%"><P><CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1> What the hell is this all about?</FONT></CENTER></TD></TR> </TABLE> <BR> <BR> </BODY>